May 20, 2020
Welcome to Quarantine, Episode 3, where no one knows what day it is anymore.
Spider-Man 2.1: Peter Parker needs to get his shit together.
Dr Octavia Spencer is harvesting plutonium, kids. WTF?
And it's 2004 where everyone keeps their gold coins in a bank like Scrooge McDuck.
James Franco (character name) - why is ALL of the plutonium in a vault in your house?
Where do all of the old spider webs go? Are people just walking through them? (shudder)
And most importantly, what happened to Tobey McGuire?
We are all just getting through this, friends.
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