Nov 13, 2021
This movie starts with a scroll? We are screwed.
Well, let's get into Eternals anyway!
Did we need to see ALL of the civilizations the Eternals have been through?
Kingo's power is literal finger guns. WTF?
How many words does Angelina Jolie actually speak in this movie?
Why didn't they turn Sprite into an adult and...
Oct 28, 2021
Welcome to the Rourke-aissance, it's time to watch Iron Man 2!
Apparently, we have both seen this before. No surprise
that we couldn't remember if we had.
You were looking for Venom 2? Yeah.... nope.
Brandy's love for RDJ is irrefutable
An angry Garry Shandling is a hilarious Garry Shandling
Also hilarious - drunk...
Sep 9, 2021
Grab your jewelry - it's time for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings! (bracelets)
Katy is definitely wondering why she friend-zoned Shaun for all of these years. And so are we!
Trevor clearly meant something to everyone in the theater but us.
Everyone should have a Willow. What exactly was Willow?
Aug 25, 2021
The shortest movie ever - The Suicide Squad is all slaughtered
the minute they step off the plane to complete a mysterious
Wait... that's just a decoy for the real Suicide Squad??
Why does the starfish birth babies from its armpit? And more importantly, why is it a starfish?
Harley Quinn doesn't have any real...
Jul 12, 2021
Black Widow - a badass movie featuring super fighter spy
Why can we not remember anyone's name? Apologies to all.
Draco? Melania? Comrade USSR? Arrow guy?How fast do tanks travel?
Arm wrestling and tattoos, a combo no one should participate in.
Can we discuss how attractive O-T Fagbenle is in this movie? Is...